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how to grow attached

if you force the branches on a tree

to touch while growing, they sometimes

will become one.

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how to make souvenirs

if you are afraid you are going to forget,

place reminders around your house.

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how to make company

if you are cold and have a sweater,

you can either chose to put it on

or put its arms around your shoulders.

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how to remind someone what they used to be

if you have bleached your hair

and it doesn't look so good,

colour it back to its original colour.

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how to create disagreement

eat an orange after you brush

your teeth in the morning.

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how to soften a challenge

if you are in a new relationship,

hold hands if you don't know what to say.

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how to give and take

if the weather is bad and you are carrying

a piece of paper, put it under your shirt.

you will keep it dry and

it will protect you from the wind.

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how to fit in

warm a spoon in a cup of tea

and hang it on your nose.

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how to make a colony

if you find a place where you feel at home,

tell others you think will feel the same.

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how to hold hands in the dark

if you are afraid to walk alone, ask someone

to come and meet you halfway.

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how to make two minuses into a plus

if something doesn't kill you,

tell yourself it makes you stronger.

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how to give equal attention

if you have neglected many friends

for a long time, have a party.

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how to change round

if your coffee is getting cold,

put the saucer on top of the cup.

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how to pay a visit

if it is too dark to read,

move close to a lamp.

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how to reach for the sky

if you need to climb a wall,

take off all your clothes

and tie them together as a rope.

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how to make the most of what you are given

blow up balloons before you give

them to somebody.

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how to push it just far enough

if you want to build a human pyramid,

make the strongest ones stand at the bottom.

if you are all equally as strong,

choose the most reliable ones.

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how to modify your ambition

if you have bought clothes that you never wear,

cut them into pieces and sew a quilt from them.

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how to reinvent yourself

if you lose your job, make

a list of your unused talents.

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how to set an example

if you would like someone to follow in your footsteps,

make sure to stamp your feet really hard.

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how to cover your back

if you are feeling unsafe going

somewhere, organise a caravan.

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how to create something beautiful on account of something else

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how to get closer

if you like someone, lose your

balance and fall into their arms.

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how to stop time

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how to draw attention

if you want to make a friend stand out

of the crowd in a dark room, light her

cigarette and hold the lighter in front of

her face for a little longer than necessary.

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how to make the world go round

if you need to use some energy,

buy heavy food.

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how to be taken away

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how to make room for improvement

if you don't like to eat alone,

make enough food for two people.

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how to give your full attention

if you don't have anything of your own

that needs keeping track of, you can

keep up with other people's business

to keep yourself alert.

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how to grow together

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how to become one

if you are trying to get someone's

attention, get as many people as

possible to shout at the same time.

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